January 2010
Because of the rotation of the earth, an object...
physicsphysics:
(via theponzischeme)
Did you guys know this? If not now you do!
The typewriter ampersand symbol (&) was invented...
ohyeahfacts:
(What Makes Flamingos Pink? Bill McLain)
Small birds sometimes hitchhike on the backs of...
ohyeahfacts:
(What Makes Flamingos Pink? Bill McLain)
Needs Vs Wants
walex:
What I Need:
Someone that will be there for me through thick and thing
Someone that will challenge me and lead me to become a better person
Someone intelligent that will stimulate my mind
Someone caring that will show me what good is
Someone I can trust
Someone who will trust me
Someone patient that will understand my faults
What I Want:
5000 km away
Explain why you would want...
Men with facial hair > men without.
walex:
(via hipst3r)
Why did I have to shave yesterday!? Why! I want my beard back.
Good thing it only takes a day until I have decent scruffiness.
I disagree. Men without facial hair »» men with.
Oh yeah, I shaved too.
(via walex)
Me too! It took me 30 min and two showers!
I want to take a bath,
walex:
ohtrouble:
but I have a strangely obsessive routine that I have to do before taking said bath, and I don’t feel like spending two hours doing that so I can spend twenty minutes soaking in the tub.
I’d like to thank everyone who ever pointed out that I’m stewing in my own filth whenever I take a bath for ruining them for me. Now I must shower, scrubbing myself clean, then scrub the tub...
Confession
walex:
I make food that looks delicious but tastes bad.
The chicken was overcooked :(
Everything else was delicious though.
Next time brine the chicken.
rape in guinea
jhameia:
abbyjean:
On September 28, 2009, self-proclaimed president Captain Moussa Dadis Camara’s troops raped and murdered at least 157 political demonstrators in Conakry, Guinea. Thousands of people had gathered in a public sports stadium to speak out against Camara’s decision to stand again in upcoming presidential elections. Observers in Guinea noted that the use of rapes during the...
I Got 99 Followers But A Bitch Ain't One.
walex:
Actually, I’m sure lots of you could be fantastic bitches, but only if another bitch has it coming.
You’re all lovely.
Ohh I am a bitch!
jhameia:
“7. When they say “choose your woman,” they’re not fucking around. So, I am sorry to keep going back to the sex thing, but the second that our hero, Jake, finally gets around to doing it with Space Zoe Saldana, she utters the words – with no small amount of seriousness, might I add – “we are mated for life now.” The VERY MOMENT HE GETS IT IN, she says this. Ladies: do you date dudes? Do...
I hope I'm not the only guy
jhameia:
june85:
jhameia:
june85:
jhameia:
june85:
walex:
That thinks renting a tuxedo for your wedding is horrendously tacky. Really? You want to get married in something that another guy has already worn? Really?
I’ll be buying my tuxedo thank you very much.
That’s another skill every man should have:
The ability to buy a damn tuxedo to get married in.
Agreed! Its a freaking...
I hope I'm not the only guy
jhameia:
june85:
jhameia:
june85:
walex:
That thinks renting a tuxedo for your wedding is horrendously tacky. Really? You want to get married in something that another guy has already worn? Really?
I’ll be buying my tuxedo thank you very much.
That’s another skill every man should have:
The ability to buy a damn tuxedo to get married in.
Agreed! Its a freaking wedding!
I think...
Today must be opposite day, and no one told me.
walex:
The Jets won?
WTF!
Who are the jets? and are we supposed to dislike them?
I hope I'm not the only guy
jhameia:
june85:
walex:
That thinks renting a tuxedo for your wedding is horrendously tacky. Really? You want to get married in something that another guy has already worn? Really?
I’ll be buying my tuxedo thank you very much.
That’s another skill every man should have:
The ability to buy a damn tuxedo to get married in.
Agreed! Its a freaking wedding!
I think that’s an idea as...
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I hope I'm not the only guy
walex:
That thinks renting a tuxedo for your wedding is horrendously tacky. Really? You want to get married in something that another guy has already worn? Really?
I’ll be buying my tuxedo thank you very much.
That’s another skill every man should have:
The ability to buy a damn tuxedo to get married in.
Agreed! Its a freaking wedding!
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Dear Peyton Manning,
walex:
That’s why I bought a Sony TV.
Luv You.
Peyton who?